Alejandro: </3
Juan: NO SHSHSHS I CAN MAKE IT WORK
Alejandro: i was first
Juan: Uhhh,,, actually not really
Jessica: I'm leaving first
Jessica: prioritize me
Juan: sTOP
Jessica: NO YOU MUST PICK ME
Alejandro: I am the oldest one here, so yes I was first
Alejandro: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
Jessica: OMG YOU CAN'T PULL THAT HERE
Alejandro: Juan go ahead, tell her, tell her how you choose me
Alejandro: Do it
Alejandro: Do it now
Jessica: homoerotic dreams
Alejandro: that only confirms how much he would rather be with me
Juan: WE CAN HAVE A THREE WAY IM OKAY WITH THAT
Alejandro: no i'm the jealous type
Jessica: clingy asian girl right here
Juan: TWO OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE FIGHTING OVER ME, I CANT THINK STRAIGHT WITH ALL THIS AROUSAL
Alejandro: I'm better in bed, you should know this by now
Jessica: omg if you wanted to know who was better in bed
Juan: I REALLY THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD CONSIDER THE THREEWAY IDEA A BIT MORE
Alejandro: fuck that, now me and jessica are going out ourselves
Jessica: ASDF YEAH
Juan: NEITHER OF YOU GUYS CAN GO OUT, YOU ARE BOTH BROKE BITCHES AND I SUSTAIN BOTH OF YOU

PPPPPPPPP 

stonedgossard420:

sext: i wrap my lips around your throbbing universe and blow everything up as hard as i can ;) im so close baby in fact im already here

(Source: portablemiah)

whitepool:

bringing this back

I JUST SAW THIS EPISODE RIGHT NOW
I…… 

QN: l1ke 1m just s1ck 0f these pe0ple
QN: leav1ng t1res 1n thesh0wers
QN: th1s 1s the th1rd t1me

staticmcawesome:

there are reasons this picture exists

blame Beefy

(i was working on the real thing and then i had to make this because productivity is for the weak)

SATORI……

(Source: static-mcawesome)

QN: have y0u ever bl0wn up a ball00n bef0re
QN: 1ts the same th1ng except w1th a c0nd0m
QN: y0u just put y0ur m0uth 0n 1t and bl0w
QN: 1 kept a stra1ght face when typ1ng that where 1s my award

QN: 1 slept f0r a hundred years and 1m t1red aga1n
QA: Shhh Me 3
QA: 2
QN: me 3
QA: Ducl
QN: wh0 else 1s here
QA: Duck
QA: Sicl
QA: Fck
QN: kfc
QA: Kfc'
QN: st0p dr1nk1ng
QA: Im Sorry
QA: I Cant

oh my god, i just walked into the bathroom after my brother went to wash his teeth and there is TOOTH PASTE EVERYWHERE and i can tell he tried to clean it up with a TOILET PAPER PACKET, no not with toilet paper or a toilet paper roll, THE WHOLE FUCKING PACKAGE OF 4 SUPER SOFT TOILET PAPER ROLLS. i am seriously ashamed to be related to this creature

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u-ok:

mynamekyle:

I am so fucking mad right now

honestly this gets me so fucking worked up

this is my favorite audio post