I really should have waited until the end of the day to post about my luck because, JESUS DICK, the gods have been blessing me left and right today. 

Let me just recap today’s blessings: (In order received and by increasing lucky-ness)

Free Fortune Cookie

Homestuck Update

Finding $20

Getting a Job Interview

But now folks, the gods have blessed me further

I RECEIVED 4’S ON BOTH MY AP TESTS!!!

Although I wanted a 5 in Econ, a 4 is still just barely acceptable but JESUS FUCKING DICK

A 4 IN BIO?????

NO ONE EVEN PASSES THAT SHIT, I WAS SURE I WOULD GET A 1, OR MAYBE A 2 IF I GOT LUCKY, OR A 3 IF THERE WAS A MIRACLE,

BUT HOLY FUCK, A 4!!!!!!!!!!!?????

HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN WHEN ALL MY ESSAYS WERE SHIT??!?!?!

THANK YOU GRADING CURVE, AND THANK YOU ALL THE STUPID KIDS THAT TOOK BIO THIS YEAR

I fear my luck will soon plummet, but I will enjoy this moment while I can <3