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Posted at 11:50pm on May 9th - 1 NOTES ^{#greatest hits

#rocks

#chicken tongue}

legend has it if you say the word ‘rocks’ in brees presence she will turn the fuck around and leave

Posted at 3:31am on May 9th - 1 NOTES ^{#rocks

#greatest hits

#chicken tongue}

wo0fw0of said: is the genera„„, rock„„„„„

when we meet irl i am literally going to slap you across the face with a week old slice of pizza

Posted at 7:28pm on May 5th - 3 NOTES ^{#IM MAKING A SCENE I NEED AN ADULT

#greatest hits

#chicken tongue}

kurlozusedroar:

juans bday present to me being put to good use

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Posted at 7:24pm on May 5th - 1 NOTES ^{#juan's magical life

#chicken tongue

#greatest hits}

I made bree a birthday card uwu

Posted at 5:43pm on April 28th - 1 NOTES ^{#some bitch named deltrese

#chicken tongue

#tw rape}

Juan the best friend: Im Nue Houjuu
nue houjuu: no i am nue houjuu
Juan the best friend: fukc no i have been Nue since forever
nue houjuu: no you have not you have not mentioned nue (me) once in your life fuck you i am nue
Juan the best friend: i even did the pixel family thing look
nue houjuu: you were not nue
nue houjuu: god fucking damn you are not nue take that back immediately
Juan the best friend: yolo to the max a million mutha fuckers can tell me nothin
nue houjuu: take it off i did that not you
Juan the best friend: im
Juan the best friend: not oging to source it
nue houjuu: tAKE IT OUUUUUUUUUUT
Juan the best friend: no wait i have to brb
nue houjuu: COME BACK HERE AND TAKE IT OUT
Juan the best friend: YOU MAKE IT SOUNDS LIKE MY PENIS IS UP UR BUTT
nue houjuu: WELL ITS ALMOST LIKE IT WAS SO TAKE IT OUT
Juan the best friend: idk man i kinda like it there
nue houjuu: OH DEAR GOD DO AS I SAY IMMEDIATELY
Juan the best friend: this is exaclt how i imagine us doing it for the firs ttime
nue houjuu: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT IF WE WERE DOING IT I WOULD PUNCK YOUR TEETH IN AND DROP KICK YOUR BALLS WHILE BITTING YOUR HANDS OF YOU DIRTY PRICK
Juan the best friend: ;)
nue houjuu: SCREAMS

Posted at 4:32pm on April 28th - 7 NOTES ^{#this is my dream

#juan's magical life

#chicken tongue

#juan lives a pathetic life

#i only care about pizza}

When I kill myself I want my funeral service to be everyone going through my blog in a theater, while a priest reads chat conversations the way he reads scriptures.

“And the Saku bellowed, ‘IF BARAS ARE SO NICE WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS ASSOCIATED WITH ICKY GROSS STUFF LIKE SWEAT AND SEMEN,’ to which the Sam replied with , ‘WELL IF GREEN IS SUCH A NICE COLOUR WHY IS ALWAYS ASSOCIATED WITH ICKY STICKY GROSS STUFF LIKE PUKE.’ Hashtag I only care about Pizza”

Posted at 2:39am on April 20th - 1 NOTES ^{#me

#what my life has become

#juan's magical life

#chicken tongue}

I need to paste this quote on top of a shibe, stat
_{-- [11:37:29 PM] Woof}

Posted at 8:10pm on April 19th - 0 NOTES ^{#some bitch named deltrese

#chicken tongue}

GRUNGEBLOGGER666: i dont even know how long cutting scars last lol
Woof: a whole 3
GRUNGEBLOGGER666: 3 months?
Woof: just 3
Woof: no unit
GRUNGEBLOGGER666: ohok

Posted at 6:15pm on April 19th - 1 NOTES ^{#some bitch named deltrese

#chicken tongue}

Juan the best friend: omg why didnt you twerk
Juan the best friend: I still want that twerking video
lady chocolate tea: i dont know how to fucking twerk deal with the hulla hoops

Posted at 7:39pm on April 17th - 33 NOTES ^{#moon moon

#my new doc tag

#chicken tongue}

gooeyguts:

livetsream with wo0fwo0f

IM LAUGHIGN HARDER THAN THE MADOKA HOT TAMALE POST AT MOON MOON FUCk

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